Beer is Better than Jesus Mug

Five reasons on one side, five on the other.

Side 1:

• Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over their brand of beer.
• You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
• There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
• You can prove you have a beer.
• If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Side 2:

• No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
• Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
• Beer has never caused a major war.
• They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
• When you have beer, you don't knock on people's door trying to give it away.

Copyright 1995 by the Agnostic & Atheist Student Group, Texas A&M.