“Holy Land,” The Epitome of Christian Kitsch, Cancels Mock Crucifixion Due To Lightning

It’s 15 acres and $16 million of bible themed kitsch for the faithful trekking to Orlando, Florida. Visitors can buy Holy Land T-shirts, biblical cookbooks and see a Moses look-alike roaming the grounds. You can also gawk at the daily crucifixion re-enactment; but Jesus impersonators hesitated to hang from the cross when a lightning storm hit the area. Read and believe…